February 2012
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Ugh.
There’s nothing like checking the flatness of your chest in the mirror only to go and affix period control products.
Feb 23rd
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My roommate is wearing a Beatles shirt.
This wouldn’t bother me, except, SHE DOESN’T KNOW WHO THEY ARE!!! Much less like them. I was hanging up my Beatles poster the first day we moved in and she was like “who are they?” and then when I told her she looked at me all confused. And it’s not like she has a yellow submarine shirt or something, it just says “The Beatles” on it. WHY?!
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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“I’ve always wanted to smash a guitar over someone’s head. You just can’t do that...”
– - Elton John (via a-teenage-idol) Oh, Elton.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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This turtle is my life right now.
polyurethanesmile: Pitiful turtle as a metaphor for life.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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So I got my new binder
notquiteluke: mwnci: therealjazzbertie: megannicoline: This is me in my usual bra, note the 34D/32DD boobs. And here is the binder, almost completely flat. This thing is awesome.  It is remarkably comfortable, too.  Feels a bit like wearing a sports bra. I got it from Love Boat, this one...
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Decision: From now on, fuck keeping my book all...
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Anonymous asked: So, were you born a girl or boy? Sorry if it's too personal! Just curious.
Feb 21st
Me: Awe! Your baby is so cute!
Elton John:
Me:
Elton John:
Me:
Elton John: How did you get into my house?
Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Sometimes I think we are weird. Then I realize...
Me: Did you fart?
Keedy: Mhmm! -proud face-
Me: You can't fart when I'm snuggling with your butt.
Feb 20th
People on Tumblr: you are so attractive... have my babies..
People at my school: what is this wart-encrusted pisshorn
Feb 20th
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Raise your hand if you are getting annoyed by the...
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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rifftraxmydailylife: I like that when I say Billy Joel or Elton John are my favorite artists, people automatically think I want to marry them. No, you jackass, I like their music and respect them as artists/people. Not every artist you like is because you want to have sex with them. Omg my life.
Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Sonnet XVII
kelseafish: I do not love you as if you were salt-rose, or topaz, or the arrow of carnations the fire shoots off. I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul. I love you as the plant that never blooms but carries in itself the light of hidden flowers; thanks to your love a certain solid fragrance, risen from the earth, lives darkly in my body. ...
Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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WHAT IF ALL THE ELTON JOHN FANS HAD A SLEEPOVER.
a-teenage-idol: no.. just me.. okay. I’m game.
Feb 17th
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Okay so apparently British people are learning how... →
genderception: This is progress from what they could do before, which means there’s hope for us being able to get working penises! YAY DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS YAY!!
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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A cat with no legs
emperor-godwyn-of-the-empire: kaiser-ri0: shrieks!!! precious baby o come here i am gonna hug you forever omg that is adorable
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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